Laugh your stockings off to this profoundly silly and staggeringly naughty new adults-only pantomime, from the team behind Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick

Jack Trott is very poor, very gay and very horny, living with his mum on a dilapidated dairy farm ten miles from the nearest Grindr user. When he sells their beloved cow for a handful of magic beans, his mum throws them in the compost - and they wake up to the biggest, thickest stalk they've ever seen. Is there a giant at the top? And if so... is he all in proportion?

This magical musical adventure is everything a panto should be - just NOT for all the family!

Following his unforgettable performance as Queen Gertrude, the outrageous Matthew Baldwin ("wonderful as ever" - Time Out) returns to play Dame Trott at the Charing Cross Theatre.

See what our audiences are saying about Jack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper!

Reviews

Critics Choice: Top 10 UK pantomimes - The Stage

★★★★★
A hilarious and raucous night out! A hilarious and raucous night out. The script is comedy genius. With a colourful, fun set, camp costumes, outrageously crude and larger-than-life characters and musical theatre references for days, you won’t find another show like it.

— Curtain Call

★★★★
“The Grande Dame of adult panto returns. Impeccably produced, flawlessly performed, and riotously funny. Head and shoulders above anything of its kind.”

Reviews Hub 

★★★★

"A whopping amount of fun"

— Theatre & Tonic

★★★★
"A bucolic burlesque of filth, fun and fairy folk." 

— The Stage

★★★★★

"The funniest show I have ever seen"

— What’s Good to Do

★★★★

“Adult pantomime at its finest: bold, brilliant, rude, and utterly hilarious. A night of pure joy that is as wild as it is memorable”

— North West End